Das momentan schoenste Twitter-Mem: #overlyhonestmethods — wie Forschung wirklich aussieht. Kuratierte Sammlungen gibt es hier und hier, derweil hier einige Lieblingszitate:
A modified protocol was implemented because a certain graduate student seems unable to follow simple instructions. #overlyhonestmethods
— Dr. Twittenheimer (@DrTwittenheimer) January 8, 2013
I can’t send you the original data because I don’t remember what my excel file names mean anymore#overlyhonestmethods
— Morgan Edwards (@mangoedwards) January 8, 2013
We used method X because Invitrogen/Sigma/etc make a kit for it with idiot-proof instructions. #overlyhonestmethods
— Dave Briggs (@xtaldave) January 8, 2013
The dead-load applied was 53.8 newtons because that’s what the ASTM handbook weighs #overlyhonestmethods
— Dan Drodge (@drd1983) January 8, 2013
1.124 grams of material was used because thats all there was in the pot and Sigma were out of stock. #overlyhonestmethods
— Mark Lorch (@Sci_ents) January 8, 2013
We developed these unrealistic simulations because we couldn’t be bothered going out in the field for more sampling. #overlyhonestmethods
— Bastian Greshake (@gedankenstuecke) January 8, 2013
We used a modified version of Dr. IDidItFirst’s apparatus, as we couldn’t figure out how to build an exact replica. #overlyhonestmethods
— Beekeeper Eric (@BeekeeperEric) January 8, 2013
Sample from Darwin’s bird specimen was protected from light except when 3rd author peeked in & made squee-ing sounds #overlyhonestmethods
— Karen James (@kejames) January 9, 2013
I chose my thesis topic because my advisor needed the research done #overlyhonestmethods
— Allie Kosela (@AllieKosela) January 9, 2013
Software X was run using standard parameters as we have no clue what those flags actually do. #overlyhonestmethods
— Bastian Greshake (@gedankenstuecke) January 7, 2013
Crayfish were marked using acrylic varnish (crayfish were marked using Miss Sporty nail polish from Superdrug) #overlyhonestmethods
— Zara Gladman (@zanyzaz) January 9, 2013
We used $obscure_statistical_test because we tried all the others and none would give us the magical p<0.05. #overlyhonestmethods
— Bastian Greshake (@gedankenstuecke) January 7, 2013
Results were inconclusive because I dropped the electrophoresis gel on the floor and backed over it with my desk chair. #Overlyhonestmethods
— Adam (@abstet) January 9, 2013
Some methods reported here are approximations b.c. author #4 drove off with his lab notebook on the roof of his car. #overlyhonestmethods
— Madeleine Johnson (@tweetMadeleine) January 9, 2013