Speziell fuer Ray und Natalie

…weil sie beide den Ausdruck so gerne moegen: “F… my life”. Beichthaus ist ein Witz dagegen. Exzerpt:

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

Ich sollte ja eigentlich noch was arbeiten, aber die Stories sind einfach zu herrlich.

via Spreeblick